"Balogne Sandwiches at 6am" 
	
Well the other night, or was it early
 mornin', I was bein' chased by space aliens. 
You know the ones  with flashin' red and
 blue lights in black and white cars. They 
abducted me and made me walk straight 
lines, recite the alphabet backwards, 
touch my nose with my eyes closed and 
hop up and down on one leg. It was all 
very amusin', but the best part of the 
adventure were the: 
"BALONEY SANDWICHES" 
that they served me at 6 A.M.
	
Now I don't know what's in those baloney 
sandwiches, but there must be somethin'. 
Cause after eaten just one, why you'll 
think: " Well maybe I should stop tryin' ta 
catch the moon in my rocketship and take 
a taxi next time." and after two, you'll know 
to avoid those space aliens with flashin' 
red and blue lights who want ta make
 ya touch your nose, walk straight lines,
 and recite the alphabet backwards. 
	
 Now I don't think anyone ever survives 
three encounters with the space aliens, 
but I never want to eat baloney sandwiches 
at 6 A.M. ever again. They are nasty and 
cost a lot too!!!




 " THE ONE THAT'S NORMAL "
THE STORY OF ELLEN SQUIDMORE:
THE ONE THAT'S " NORMAL " AND
HOW  NORMAL CAME TO BE. 
		Well, one day 'bout midnight, just
 after we had all discovered the inner 
meaning of reality, well, we all  were
 hang' out with Queen Jane, Stanly O.  
and Mr. Cheese just trippin' on the moon
 beams in the rainbow, when we decided
 to eat dinner over at   Allanadancic 
Pishofficula's house. ( We all call her 
Ellen, on account of who can say 
Allonadansic Pishofficula).  So , we rode
 over to Ellen's on our Harlies and 
Mopeds across the Swamp of Broken 
Dreams and arrived at Ellen's house just
 too early for yesterday and too late 
for tomorrow.
	
 Ellen was real glad to see us, on 
account of the cats were chasing the
moon and the rug rats were all out of hand.
Now,  Ellen, as you might guess, was 
not from the good ol' U.S.A. and did 
not speak  English real well. She invited
 us in and offered us the last of the 
calamari magic mushroom  omelettes 
that she had made for dinner.
When we had woofed down one of 
those each, she asked,             
 "SQUID MORE?"
 So, we all realized that  she was                 
" ELLEN  S Q U I D M O R E ", 
and that  she was
' the one that's normal'
 		
 and that  we     
		
 	were all  weird.
	
 Ellen Squidmore has 2.3 children, 
1.4 bathrooms, 1.6 husbands,  
drives .65 of a car  that  is .4 Ford, .2 German 
and . 3 Japanese. In short, your average 
average normal norm.. She is divorced 
from Norm  and married to Al.. That  
is why she is normal and that's how 
 "normal "came to be.

He hath quoted the Raven times.